Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Coffee habits and the first blast of autumn

The blustery weather inspired me to pick up a hot coffee at the corporate coffee entity that’s on my daily commute. Venti latte, please.

I asked the guy at the window if coffee sales were up now that the weather was turning, and he said things were mixed: Any gains at the drive-up were countered by fewer walk-ups.

But customers were buying their favorite drinks whether it suited the weather or not. One particular customer, for example, was still buying his daily, 6 a.m. iced caramel frappuccino, same as always.

A large man, perchance? Well, yes.

But Starbucks reports that since the chain started using 2 percent milk as the default dairy product in its drinks, waistlines have decreased ever so slightly. Starbucks estimates it saved customers 17 billion calories by swapping 2 percent milk for whole just in the first five months after making the change, and it’ll save us all nearly 5 million pounds of fat annually moving forward.

No, I have no idea how they arrived at those numbers.

Starbucks is stocking the new Wilco CD, by the way (see previous post), although most locally owned record stores have it too, and without any fat content whatsoever.

Cousin Herb's widow

It was a long before my time, and perhaps long before yours, but the first family of Bakersfield back in the mid-1950s was”Cousin” Herb Henson and his wife Katherine.

His daily, 45-minute TV show, “Cousin’s Herb’s Trading Post,” was on KERO-TV from 1953 to 1963. Henson, flanked by co-stars Bill Woods and Billy Mize, became a favorite throughout the valley, thanks to a signal that boosted the program well past Fresno and all the way over to the coast.

His list of guest stars over the years reads like a Music Row telephone book; Merle Haggard once called him the Ralph Emery of Bakersfield. KUZZ-FM traces its call-letter lineage to the time Henson signed on as general manager of the station formerly known as KIKK and took to calling himself “Kuzzin” Herb.

Henson died of a heart attack on Nov. 26, 1963, four days after John F. Kennedy’s assassination. He was just 38.

Now comes word that Henson’s widow, Katherine Henson Dopler, is in hospice care back in Eufaula, Okla. Eldest son Mike Henson says she is 79 and suffers from emphysema.

The update on Cousin Herb’s family comes in a roundabout fashion. Last week, I picked up the new CD by the alt-country band Wilco, “Wilco (the album),” featuring “Wilco (the song).” No, I am not making that up.

I was reminded that Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy once told an interviewer that he came from authentic country-music stock: He’s related to Cousin Herb. Tweedy was born and raised in Belleville, Ill., and Cousin Herb was from East St. Louis, Ill., about 15 miles west.

I called Mike Henson for a review of his cousin’s latest recording and got the news about his mother — at which point his review didn’t seem to matter much. But he is proud that his cousin (third, he concluded) is making music so famously. So that particular branch of the Bakersfield Sound lives on, albeit based in Chicago.

Attack of the slimy TV producer

You might be sick of reading about the David Letterman scandal, but it’s worth noting that scumbag TV producer Robert “Joe” Halderman — the guy who allegedly tried to extort $2 million from the “Late Night” talk show host — passed through these parts six years ago.

Halderman, who worked for CBS’s “48 Hours” until he was suspended earlier this month, was the executive producer of “Who Killed The Prosecutor?” That hourlong program looked into the September 2002 stabbing death of Kern County Assistant District Attorney Steve Tauzer.

Halderman was slithering around Bakersfield in late 2003, popping in at the newspaper office for research on a couple of occasions. The program aired in January 2004.

I can’t cite any specifics about Halderman’s behavior while he was here, because I can’t remember any of the conversations. I can only recall the urge to wash my hands vigorously after briefly being in the same room with him.

Halderman allegedly sent Letterman a package that threatened to reveal his sexcapades with female subordinates unless Letterman paid him. Instead, Letterman wisely chose to reveal the plot to his audience on his Oct. 1 show. Halderman, apparently deep in debt, was indicted by a grand jury and pleaded not guilty in a subsequent court appearance.

Stephanie Birkitt, a former assistant to Letterman, was apparently one of the women involved, and her diary seems to have been the source of Halderman’s information. Birkitt, who lived with Halderman after his 2004 divorce, first met the news producer while working as a page for “48 Hours.”

So, to summarize, both men slept with this particular subordinate, which makes Halderman not only an alleged extortionist but a hypocrite as well. Now, excuse me while I go wash my hands.